In three months...

...i hope someone makes me a cake this rad.

Where the Wild Things Are

How exciting! I never read this book as a child but I wish I had. The movie looks absolutely amazing. The scenery, the creatures, everything. The story is incredible, the effects look amazing...I don't know how this could possibly be a bad movie. I am so so so so so so so excited for this movie. More than Zombieland? Possibly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOkQ4dYVaM&feature=fvst

Zombieland

This looks like the best movie coming out all year. Fuck yeah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cIjPOJdFM&feature=fvst


Oh how I love zombie-comedies :)

Teeth

Make a list of movies that boys would hate. Guaranteed, if you have seen Teeth, this movie will top your list.
The movie is about a high school girl who is taught to practice abstinence through her high school and her religious background. She meets a religious boy who starts to push her a little bit too far, and she realizes that she has something "different" about her. AKA her vagina has teeth.
The rest of the movie shows the girl meeting with different boys, having sex with them...And well, you can guess the rest I'm sure.
I'm still not sure whether this movie was meant to be a joke or if it's meant to be taken seriously. Either way it was hilarious. Completely unrealistic (although there is an entire wikipedia page dedicated to this medical condition...Look it up. It's called "vagina dentata"), but so good for a laugh.
I also can't really make up my mind as to whether this movie is a feminist or anti-feminist statement. It was directed by male...But that doesn't really mean much in regards to feminism because there are some men who consider themselves to be feminist. So who knows!
If you've never seen the movie, I highly suggest checking it out. Whether you're a buy or a girl, I'm sure you'll find some enjoyment in the ridiculousness of the whole situation.

Dance of the Dead

I posted a blog earlier saying everyone should watch Masters of Horror.

I watched Dance of the Dead (the episode from season 1) for the second time yesterday. It's based on a Richard Matheson book and directed by Tobe Hooper (<3). It's pretty awesome. Other than the horrible acting. but robert englund has a guest role in it (also <3) and the story line is pretty cool.

check it out for sure!

Gnaw

Gnaw is an independent British movie. Short. Which is good.

The movie is about an unkillable, superhuman, masked psychopath who stalks and kills 6 vacationing teens. The teens are so stereotypical. The horny couple, the rebellious loner girl, the bitch, the man-whore and the shy one with on the rebellious loner girl. Sound familiar? It's very TCM-ish. Actually there's really nothing that sets it apart from TCM. Not much originality. Although there is a wicked acid scene. And the ending is a little bit ridiculous.

Not really worth watching if you like TCM. Because it's basically a direct rip-off. But if you've never seen that then by all means, you may love Gnaw.

want some good tv?

Watch Masters of Horror! you can probably rent it. or buy it. or find it online. but you'll love every episode. it's like are you afraid of the dark...for grown ups