Sunday, May 9, 2010

Movies your mother would (not) approve of

Happy Mother's Day to moms and grandmas everywhere! My mom bought me my first Goosebumps book, My Hairy Adventure, and on the cover there was a picture of a boy staring at himself in the mirror in the midst of turning into a werewolf. I carried the book around my house for days before I even cracked it open because I wanted to read it so bad but at the same time I was terrified of what I would be reading. My mom finally said to me "it's just a book. it's not real. but if you never read it, you'll never know." Thanks mom for encouraging me through everything. You always had faith in me.

And now for movies your mother would never approve of... unless you're my mother. who would probably go see these with me.

Grace
Grace is pregnant with a baby who dies before it is born. Grace decides to carry the baby to term anyway and give birth like it was still alive. And somehow, her child miraculously comes back to life. But it is no normal baby. Maybe this is where zombies started...

Super bloody and graphic and this movie makes me believe that I will never breastfeed my children ever.

snippet!


Inside
A pregnant woman is in a horrible car accident in which her husband is tragically killed but her unborn child lives. She goes on living her life after the accident and maintains a healthy pregnancy. Just as she is rounding her due date, a strange woman shows up at her house in the middle of the night.

And she wants her baby.

gore!gore!gore!


The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
The fact that this movie came out in 1992 makes me quiver. I remember watching it a few years after it came out, probably 1996 or 1997, and although I haven't watched it since then I still have vivid memories of how much this movie disturbed me.

Anyway this movie is about a psycho nanny. She acts like the family's best friend while she is in front of them but begins wreaking havoc on their family behind their backs in the worst imaginable ways.

trailer!


Friday the 13
Oh Mrs. Voorhees, your little boy turned into such a monster. I think the first one is the best example of the mother/son bond.

the remake sucked

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